Ms. Archana, good morning! Good morning..
– Audience! Good morning!
– Good morning.. The telecast is going
to be in the night but everyone should know
that we are here from 6 a.m.. When we wake up early
in the morning and come here.. Yes.. – Everyone knows
who’s going to be the guest. So, with a huge round
of applause I’d like to welcome
our favourite and physically fit actor who rises earlier
than the sun.. The star of Bollywood,
one and only superstar.. Morning Kumar.. I am sorry.
Akshay Kumar! Give a huge round of applause
for Mr. Akshay Kumar! Akshay, welcome to the show. First, tell me.
Why don’t you bend properly when you try
to touch my feet? Why do you bow down? Well done! You are appearing on this show
for the first time in this year for the promotion
of the film ‘Suryavanshi’. That’s great!
– Yes. Everyone has watch
the movie ‘Good Newwz’. It was amazing. It did well at the box office. The film collected
over Rs. 200 crores. Sir, are you hoping, your new
film collects over 300 crores? I just want it to receive
a positive acclamation. No, sir..
– I will be grateful if I still get to work
in this industry. That’s great! I might get into trouble
if I have high expectations. Oh.. Let me tell you,
it is not very difficult to get into this industry but it is difficult
to be a part of it.. – Yes.. It is difficult.
– That’s very challenging. Indeed. It is so challenging
that people complain about it. I heard what he said. People have a problem
if I wake up early. They have a problem
if I sleep early. No, there’s no problem. I was just kidding.. Whenever Akshay comes,
he takes Kapil’s case. I end up having a great time! It’s all right.
Akshay is here today. Someday, Sidhu will be here. Darn you.. Last time, you ruined
our first episode. – Why? The artistes were very upset.
– What do you mean? They say..
– Didn’t they come? No, they are not here today. Have a look at this. ‘Where’s your team
who are always hiding?’ ‘Why are you so fixated’ ‘with dressing up men
as women?’ ‘Mr. Yadav, come here..
– Yes..’ ‘He claims to be very funny
but look at his paunch.’ Look at his treasure here. Ms. Bharti, come here.
Let me tell you all what’s her diet.
– Okay. All of you may be eating
ice-cream in summer. – Yes. She eats the entire glacier. Oh, Ms. Sapna. There’s a famous
dialogue of hers, right? One crore rupees.
– Yes, give me a crore. Give me one crore.
How many crores do you want? You’ve already destroyed
the entire channel. Sumona, I swear on the Goddess. She comes here as
different characters, every day. But she couldn’t be
a comedian till date. She’s like
the lady Chunky Pandey. Chandan, here on this show what else do you do
apart from saying, ‘Oye, oye’? Can you do it once?
– Oye, oye.. All of them together have robbed
the Sony channel. – Robbed.. They’ve robbed them so badly
that the poor guys don’t have anything else than Sooryavansham
to telecast. By the way, there’s no problem
if they’re not coming. We’re not dependent on them. But I am.
– Hey! What do you mean you are? What did Mr. Raj Kapoor say? The show must..
– Go on.. The show must..
– Go on.. Don’t you worry.
I’ll do something. In fact, I’m already.
– Really? Look at this. I’d like to tell you all that I have brought
some of them with me. – Okay. I have brought their pictures.
You guys have a look. You may take them for your show
if you like them. Let’s see. – Okay.
– Who’s that man who’s quite hefty
and has a ponytail? Bachcha Yadav. – Bachcha Yadav..
– Bachcha Yadav! Bachcha Yadav!
Look at him. He’s Shetty Yadav. Shetty Yadav..
– Wow! – Look at him thoroughly. How’s he?
– Rohit! He looks exactly the same.
– Your Bachcha Yadav only tells the jokes, right?
He blows the cars. He blows them totally..
If he can blow the cars so well he’ll blow the jokes
much better. That’s true. Who’s his wife?
– Titli. – Titli. That name, Titli doesn’t go well
with her. Look there. He’s Mr. Saurabh Shukla,
‘Kallu Mama’. So what if he’s a man?
You’re anyway fond of changing the men to women. Isn’t it?
That reminds me of Krushna. I have a replacement for him
as well. Here you go. Oh!
– That’s Mr. Govinda. – Oh, God! It’s better you work
with the original, right? How long will you continue
that duplicate? Who’s that friend of yours
who comes from the dhaba? Chandu. – Who you’ve brought
from Punjab. – Right, Chandu. Chandu. – Yes. Who I’ve brought
from Punjab. – Chandu. The one you brought from Punjab. Shall I tell you something?
I have a friend of mine. You can take him.
– Who, sir? – Here you go. Chunkey! That’s Mr. Chunkey.
– Take him. He’s much more talented
than your friend. You can take him.
– Oh, God! There’s one more on your show.
– Bhoori. – Bhoori. – Yes. Bhoori.
Look, here’s our Bhoori. Riteish!
– Riteish Deshmukh! – Yes. He’s much more beautiful
than your Bhoori. You can take him. Next is Ms. Archana.
– Oh, my God! She’s right here. Just pick her up
and throw her out. How long will she sit
on other’s chairs? Here’s Ms. Archana.. She’s the queen of hearts.
– Boman! He’s Boman Irani. Oh!
– Look at this, now. Oh! Whose place are you taking?
– Of course, yours. But I have come here.
I didn’t create problem, sir. You can leave then.
Hold on. It’s you who says that I get into
other’s business. Yes. – I’m taking up yours,
today. – Oh! So, well, guys hello everyone and welcome
to ‘Akshay Kumar Show’. Have a seat. So, today let’s begin with our show
where we have.. Come on, everyone.
– …Mr. Kapil. They’ll take up our show! No, sir.
– Oh! – No.. Sir. No, sir. – What happened?
You guys were not going to come. There’s no need to find
our replacement. We’re here. We’ll do it.
– I never get angry. – Yes, sir. I didn’t get angry
when I was married to him. Sir, you’re still a hero. I was waiting to be called
from the backstage. – Sir, I.. Sir, I’m here.
I was working backstage, sir. What’s this? Sir, I came here to tell you,
you took me to task last time. Right. – You can take
all of them to task this time. Really?
– I told you about me.. You don’t have any class that I’ll take you to task. Look at his face.
Does he have any class? You know what? He takes
first class tickets but he gets pushed
from there, too. Just look at his face. Chandu. Come on, give me.
– Sir, you told me last time that I charge Rs. 5 lakhs
per episode. Sir, that’s not true.
Rs. 5 lakhs is till the show continues.
– Okay. Read their contracts as well. Even that’s quite high for you.
Come this way. Oh! – What’s that?
– Can you believe it? He has brought all of their
contract with Sony. Oh!
– Hey! Oh! I swear, it’s going
to be a lot of fun, today. Everybody’s contract
will be read here. In the previous show,
we read only his contract. We will read
everybody’s contract, today. The first contract..
– Yes. It is of
Ms. Archana Puran Singh. Oh! I will read it out as to what is mentioned
in this contract. No! ‘I will do this show
for free.’ – What! Really? But she has put forth
some conditions. – Okay. ‘That there shouldn’t be
anybody by the name Sidhu’ ‘in the audience.’ ‘If there’s anyone by this name
then he should leave.’ ‘You can applaud
as much as you want..’ – Okay. ‘But nobody should
say ‘Thoko Tali’.’ And further she says.. ‘Mr. Sony, I make
Instagram videos..’ – Shoot! ‘Then I can manage
the photoshoot at the wedding.’ ‘With cameraman Parmeet,
Archana Puran Singh’ ‘Madh Island.’ Wow! Akshay, don’t do this to me. Let it be. We have read
Ms. Archana’s contract. Oh!
Bachcha Yadav. Sir..
– Come here. It’s written.. ‘You can give
two hours less in make-up..’ Yes. – ‘But, I need
5 hours in the washroom.’ He also adds.. ‘Mr. Sony, install tube well
instead of the jet spray.’ The next contract.. Titli Yadav.
Please come. Please come.
– Come here, Ms. Titli. It’s mentioned.. ‘I need three meals.’ ‘And I will eat
eight times per meal.’ How much do you want to eat? You have put on so much. O, God! Now the next contract.. Mr. Krushna Abhishek,
please come. Please come.
– No, I am fine here. Come on.
– No. It’s not raining
over there. You can go over there.
– What is this? There’s an e-main ID
under your uncle’s name. ‘[email protected]’ You have not
included your name. For how long
will you use your uncle’s name? Tell you what? It was mentioned
on his wedding card. – Yes. ‘Govinda’s nephew
weds Kashmera.’ Do you know what is mentioned
in his contract? ‘The show should get aired
seven days a week’ ‘so that I get busy
in the shoot’ ‘because my wife
beats me up at home.’ Really? What happened? It happens sometimes. Most of the times. Most of the times! Ms. Bhuri, please come. Bhuri! Female Chunky Pandey.
Please come. Oh! ‘I should be given
the script 6 months prior.’ ‘Because I take time
to understand the joke.’ ‘And I should be given
personal grams.’ ‘I won’t snatch them
from the monkeys.’ ‘I also need
almonds on the set.’ She wants almonds.
– Almonds won’t help you. Why?
– You should struggle. Chandu is laughing a lot. He loves her. Look into his eyes.
You will see love. Come here. Sir, you had read
my contract last time. I had told you
last time.. – Yes. Sony pays him
Rs. 5 lakhs per episode. Wow. Let me tell you the truth.
Sony doesn’t pay him. Who gives it to him? The people of Punjab
sends the money for him. They are saying
to keep him busy here. He shouldn’t be allowed
to go back to Punjab. ‘We want Chandan free Punjab.’ ‘We want Chandan free Punjab.’ All right.
All the.. Now, I have
Kapil Sharma’s contract. Now, you are talking. But.. But I will not read it out now. I will read it out when I come
to promote my next film. I mean, I will come back
in a month or two. I will read it out
when I come for ‘Lakshmi Bomb’. You can read it out then.
Sure. So, all the best.
Shall we start? Thank you very much. A big round of applause. These are the people..
Jokes aside. These are the people
who entertain us. My mother is crazy
about this show. Whoa!
– Whoa! I mean, Kapil, next time I will try
to bring my mother along. Sir.. Please.
– To your show. She loves this show. It’s because of these
people and you all.. – Yes. I would like to thank you
and your friends, Mr. Kapil. Thank you, sir. On behalf of each one
of us. Thank you very much. Take your contract.
Let’s start the show. Okay? – Thank you.
– Thank you very much. Okay, sir.
– Thank you, sir. Thank you. Awesome.. Let me tell the audience that our on screen hero
Mr. Akshay is here. And we have our real life
heroes, the Mumbai police. Their families are also here. Give them a huge
round of applause. Welcome to the show. My father was a policeman. I know that they
are never off duty. So you protect us
all the time. So if are able to bring
smile on your faces then we will be fortunate. Thank you so much. Thank you for coming. Sir, tell me something. You are our Idol. We follow you
and wake up early. Even though after three months. Who do you follow? Who is your idol? When did you get
habituated to this lifestyle? Ever since my childhood. I’ll tell you one thing. I have always seen the sunrise.
– I see. I have seen
the sunrise every day. Wow!
This is amazing. But, Akshay.. Kapil also sees
the sunrise every day. He sleeps after
the sunrise. No, he has changed a lot.
– Has he? A lot.
– Really? I see glow on his face. Oh! I see this shine
on his face. He is glowing a lot. Love you, sir. I have noticed something. I don’t know if you people
have noticed it or not. When he goes
to the award function to announce the name
of the winner or to give away
the award then he doesn’t open
the envelope. He says it
without seeing it. And he guesses
the right winner. Are you omniscient? Even the audience know
who all are present there. Yes. This is the truth. The audience know it. They say it
on seeing them. ‘Oh!
Even he will get the award.’ ‘Oh!
He will go away with the award.’ It often happens.. Many people ask me
to perform. And you can have
the money. You can get
the award as well. Oh my God! Really? I tell them to give me
the money and they can keep
the award. – Right.. Or give it away.
I do not need it. I just want my money
and I’ll be on my way home. That is how it is. So friends, let us call
the director for the movie. Amidst your applause,
please welcome The one who delivers
hit movies one after other! The superhit director
Mr. Rohit Shetty! Mr. Rohit, we welcome you. Thank you so much, Kapil.
– You look so great. Affected by the company.
– Go ahead, take it! Take my money
and his looks. Sir, I.. I am here to steal. You can take over the show. All right? I’ll take the chair
of the judge. Rohit! With Akshay as producer
and I would be judge! How would that be? We can host that
if we have the time. You are an early riser. Wake up at five and wrap
by seven in the morning. They shoot one episode
and we can shoot three. Three in a day. Take it if you can. What do you think?
He always brings a crane. He’ll take it. A crane seems fine.
– Yes. Put her in a singing show. Do you know we have
a contract with the channel? Archana and I have been
judges for a decade. Comedy circus.
– Bharti, Kapil and Krishna. They all began from there. And we were both
judges. And now they wanted
to change the judge. And let me tell you
she gets paid here and she takes pension
as well. We have Rohit Sharma,
a hitman in cricket. And Rohit Shetty
in Bollywood. He is giving us
great movies one after other. Sir, what is this secret?
The ‘Hit’ in your name? My parents named me
in that manner. Sir, we are so proud
of you. Often it happens that
I get praised for Rohit Sharma. I do take the credit though. He brought us Singham,
Simmba and Suryavanshi. Sir, the way you make
movies on police.. Did you ever wish
to be an inspector? I think if I make a few more I’ll be getting
all emergency calls. Sir, the movies
you have given.. We have other actors
coming for auditions. So does it happen
at your office or a police precinct? I call them at my office and if they do not come
then the precinct it is. Sir, we welcome you. Please be seated. Mr. Rohit made Singham
with Mr. Ajay. then he had Ranveer
in Simmba. And now Suryavanshi
has been cast with Akshay. So what was lacking
in Simmba and Singham? Now that you brought
Mr. Akshay to do? You will see. You will see
once you watch the movie. People are saying that Mr. Akshay took the money
that they both made. It is the people. He does work that hard. Indeed. He does four movies.
– He never says that. What? – Why do you not speak
about the hard work? It is understood. You earn because you work
so hard. What do you mean? Some people do make money
just sitting around. This how luck works. It is an art
to earn without working. Fine.
– Let me tell you, we were
shooting a movie in Hyderabad and he had an advertise
scheduled that day. And we were done
for the day. And? It had rained so he did not
pack up. And the next the day
the shoot was pushed over. And he had to shoot
that ad as well. Fine. He went to and fro
on a bike for the ad shoot and he did come to our movie. And he never told me
about the movie and never complained
due to the delay. He did not eat that day
and he worked. Changing shots here and there. Again and again. Amazing!
– Wow.. We.. I mean to say.. The newbie actors
keep thinking a lot and they waste their time! True. They could have shot
eight movies. Eight movies and ads
that are taken from a guy like me! I did an ad
for the product. It was a hit and I thought
I’d be called again. And the next year I see him
in that very ad. He is.. Fine then. He is working hard. We are so proud of you. Often, people say that police
are always late in movies. Police are very alert. Truly. I have worked with them
closely in past movies and now this brand
is a police brand. Indeed. The hard work that they do. Not one amongst can stand
at a signal for 12 hours a day. Truly said. We’ll fall ill the next day. The female cops
stand out all day long. We never think of them. We are always
the first to blame. Right. They are human beings. And yet they work
for double shifts! Amazing! The state and the peace
that we live in.. Be it various festivals and if you see,
the second half of the year.. Full of festivals. Full of festivals. It all happens
so peacefully and we never wonder how it all
happened to smoothly. Right!
– True. We never give them credit. They actually deserve
more than what they get. – Yeah. It is a thankless job. We all have great
respect for you. Thank you so much
once again for coming. We must respect them. I remember there was
an event last year. Rohit and I did it. I was doing a stunt
and I jumped from the building. Someone told me that
it is a show for police and I was not being paid
so why did I do the stunt? I said why should I not?
Even when I am not being paid. I cannot jump with a harness
for them? They put their lives
on the line for us every day. Correct! They give their lives
for us. A lot of you have come
here with your families. Who all are here? Sir, I would like to ask you. You must hardly get
such a chance, right? I have seen my father. Only once my mom
and dad came to see my play. And they came together,
had a fight and left. Sir, do you often get
such a chance with family? Very rarely. Often we plan for a movie and I end up sending them
but I cannot go. Oh my God! – Even when I book
the tickets I am not sure. And I would like to speak
as you all spoke of us. Yes. – A traffic cop
was beaten to death in 2016. And only because he asked
for a license. Oh my God! – The judgement
was given yesterday and the accused was given
a life sentence. We work for the people and yet if people do this then we are deeply hurt. And yet we work for you
with high morale. And for that to get
awareness in the public I have made seven
short films. About crime works. That is what I have shown
everyone. And I bring Lord Ganesh
dressed as a policeman. I do that to spread
awareness to the people. And I am here to say. As parents are guardians
at home. Teachers are in school. We are the guardians
of the people. And we work for you.
– Right.. So we come to help you. So work with us.
Help us help you. And we all can work
together. Thank you, sir. Thank you so much
once again. He knows what people
would like and he also knows
what we might ask. – What? So he puts
the question. As Mr. Akshay asks
Mr. Ajay. ‘Why do you move around
the car like that?’ And when Mr. Ajay says.. ‘Why do you come
hanging from a chopper?’ Tell me, Mr. Rohit. When you pitch a script. The actor listens to you
or simply nods being amazed
by that entry? Sold on the entry!
Right then and there! Mind blowing. That’s not the case. Talking about this movie,
if you have seen.. Yes..
– The stunts with helicopter.. Then 90 percent of the movie..
– Yes. Didn’t use green screen or CGI.
He did it by himself. Wow..
– Helicopter.. I mean..
– Great! During the bike stunt
in Bangkok he was supposed to hang
on to the bike. And the scene was
planned to be cut when he goes a little higher. Then we would tie the harness
and complete the shoot. I don’t know when he spoke
with the pilot. While we were shooting,
he just came there and hung on to the helicopter.. And the pilot flew
away with him. The helicopter was flying
with him hanging on. Without a harness..
– Without a harness. Does Twinkle know about it? She has given up. Mr. Akshay once performed
a stunt for an event.. Where he wore a suit on fire..
– Yes. Ms. Twinkle posted on twitter..
– What? She said,
come home and I will tell you. Mr. Rohit, I have noticed that
you make movies with those who make guest
appearances in your movies. Yes..
– For example, Mr. Akshay made a guest
appearance in ‘Simmba’ and then you made
‘Sooryavanshi’ with him. Yes..
– You have been my guest on this show, many times.
Why don’t you ever think about making
a movie with me in it? Shouldn’t it be the other way
around? I am the guest. You should think about it. You can take her if you want. But, Mr. Rohit,
there can be policemen who are jovial throughout the movie..
– Yes.. – In the end you can make them do
some action scenes. I give you that opportunity..
– Really? Really?
– To make me do it. All right..
– Do me a favour. Make me beat up Ranveer. Really?
– I can take out my frustration and you can make the movie. When you make movies
with Mr. Akshay he works in the morning. Some actors are like that. For example,
when Mr. Akshay comes here we come in the morning.
– Yes. Sometimes, when Sanjay Dutt
comes, we come at night. I am very flexible.
– Really? – Yes. I mean, you can shoot anytime..
– Like you said I will shoot with him
in the morning and with Sanjay Dutt
in the evening. What if you need
anyone during noon? There’s Ranveer Singh for that. What if you need someone
during rain? There’s a role of a criminal,
if you would like. Come on..
– There can be comedy in the jail as well.
Someone will be in the lockup to entertain the police
with some jokes. Give them a stand-up
performance. It’s not necessary that the policemen should
perform comedy. I am very fond
of wearing uniform. As a child I used
to think that I will become an IPS officer, since
my father was a policeman. And then I realised
that it takes hard work. You have to study hard. Then I thought about
doing something else. Hello, Mr. Rohit..
– Oh God.. – Mr. Akshay.. Did you like
my superb entry? It was bad. Oh God! Oh God! For wearing
a postman’s uniform.. Listen..
– He was about to beat you up. Haven’t I told you that
if it’s a morning shoot you shouldn’t be here?
– Kappu.. Kappu Sharma, he was going
to salute me for my talent.
– Really? Really?
– Get your eyes checked. – Yes. You have mistaken
inspector Chandu for a postman. Where are the stars
if you are an inspector? I don’t talk about
star on Sony. You shouldn’t either. Mr. Rohit..
Mr. Akshay.. I watched the trailer
of your movie. It is a wonderful trailer.
I was amazed. And I have decided to do
something big in my life. You can’t even inflate
a balloon. Forget about it. Kappu Sharma,
I can inflate a balloon. Sure..
– But I am sure that you will poke it with
your finger. Therefore, please
let me talk to my guests. Mr. Rohit..
– Yes. I have a request..
– You always bring requests. Have you ever brought
a private jet? The bicycle that I own,
the jet aircraft that I own the ration goods
left in my kitchen the soap and shampoo that
I use while bathing.. He knows everything about it. Which shampoo do you use? He stands under the tree
in the morning.. For some bird to do
him a favour. That is his shampoo.
As if I don’t know that. He is lying.
That’s my toothpaste. Oh! Sir, should we
try to scuffle with him? Sir, you showed
us Maharashtra Police. Now it’s time for
you to show Punjab Police So, please.. I’m so impressed
with Akshay sir that I’ve even
changed my routine I’ve even started running
in the morning after I wake up. Isn’t that
what the police does when they see people
sleeping on the streets? That isn’t
called running! I tell them that because
I had to go on a morning walk. Is that so? – Yes. Since I
don’t have an alarm clock. Then they.. Both of his
alarms are messed up, you know.. Sir, I’ve even planned
my diet that way too. That’s to have
breakfast will be like a king. And the dinner
will be like a beggar. It’ll be from a
beggar not like a beggar.. People eats brinjal bharta
and he eats a beggar bharta. Kapil, you know..
You’re still funny. Anyway, Kapil..
We have to be together.. Akshay sir’s movie will
be hitting the theatres soon. Singham and Simba both
are making films together. Yes, you should also
see who their friends are. What do you lack? Exactly. Though you might be a little
fat and your English is weak. So what? I don’t
have any problem with that. But I have
problems with it. He does weird things,
sir. That day he put
on some ear decorations and asked us
to call him a goat. What? Why? You should do that
when I ask you nicely. Anyway, Rohit sir. When can I come to hear the script? Is that so? That’s because I see
the positive things always. We don’t let a watchman
hear the scripts. We only hire them
after deciding their salary. Don’t worry, sir..
I’ll let the watchman know. Do you even
know how to act? Even the people in Hollywood
is discussing about me. And here you’re..
Mr. Akshay.. That guy who won the
Oscar for the movie ‘Joker’ mentioned me
in his interview. My movie,
‘Joker’ was a flop. No, sir.. It’s that guy
who won the Oscar in Hollywood. Okay..
Tell us the name of that actor. The name
of that actor.. – Yes.. His name is in English.. His name is in English!
– Why don’t you tell us? I’ll tell you his name. Sir, there is also an
actress like that present here. There.. I told you. Jacqueline Fernandez.. That person’s
name is Joaquin Phoenix.. I don’t have
anything to do with names. One moment.
Tell us his name again. What’s happened
has happened! No..
Say his name again.. You have stood
up to say this name.. So you.. Let’s move on ahead. What do I have to
do with names, Kapil? I only want to make
a name for myself. So please sign me up. Because even Salman Khan
is after me for Dabangg 4. Is that so? He even sent me
the documents to sign it. He signed
that on his back with an iron rod. Go ahead and show it. That’s for the film.
It’s a tattoo. Sir, it’s final that
I’m the hero of the movie. Is that so? – Tell me
who’s going to be the heroine. It will be Ms. Archana.. Oh.. You always
want to have the best and expect me
to have the worst? Even the kids feel like
peeing after hearing you. Look. You get
Archana as the heroine but what did
she get in return? I know.. What?
– What.. What do you mean? Don’t you know
about my fan following? Look, there are my fans.. Chandu.. Crack head.. It’s not good for so many
police officers to know you. And they
are saying crack head.. Chandu.. Sir, please don’t
tarnish my reputation here. Sit down.. Do you know why the Mumbai
government asked to keep the
theatres open for 24 hours? It’s
Maharashtra Government. Government of Maharashtra. Mumbai government! He is the
epitome of illiteracy. He is the epitome. Why did they
open it for 24 hours? Because they doesn’t know
when I’ll hit the big screen. Is he a lizard that
he will be on the screen? Rohit sir,
we can conduct the rest of
our deal backstage. Is that so?
– So congratulations to you.. For your film. I’ve to ask them when
they’ll need that watchman Do they need him
during the day or night. You could’ve
ask me to leave.. He’ll be the first policeman
to get beaten by the police. Okay, sir..
All the very best. Thank you so much. Bye, Chandu.. So, friends now it is time to invite
an actress on the stage who is playing
another important role. So amidst your big round
of applause please welcome very beautiful and very charming Katrina Kaif! Katrina,
you are looking very pretty. Thank you.
– A very warm welcome to you. Let’s have a big round
of applause for Katrina. Please come, Katrina.
– Come.. Sit in the middle. Katrina,
you worked in ‘Sooryavanshi’. I swear,
if you were an inspector people would’ve pickpocketed
their father and gone to jail. Because.. If she is the inspector,
put us in jail. By the way, Katrina..
What is your role in this movie? In this movie, I am playing
the role of a doctor. Okay. – And.. I think, what.. From all the discussions
I’ve had with Mr. Rohit I think Mr. Rohit,
in this movie.. How much struggle policemen
face in their personal lives.. Okay. – So I play.. I can say what I play
in this movie. – That’s all. I can say it. – That’s all. Little bit more. No? – She is playing his wife.
– Yes. Thank you. Can I say that? Obviously.
– Okay. That’s what I want to know.
– Whose child is that? That’s all. Not more than this.. Whenever we meet Katrina she looks fitter
than the last time. We had read somewhere
that Katrina do workouts like TRX
and kettlebell. So first of all I want to know what are these?
– Kettlebell is a circular thing
with a handle on the top. It weighs at least 8 kgs. It weighs around 8 to 10 kgs,
right? Normally. – I..
I don’t do that. Akshay has a different
type of workout. I see.. – His workout means.. It’s very.. As compared to us..
It’s out.. – Next level. It’s.. It’s next level. So with this weight.. It’s just like that. – Okay. You can pick up the kettlebells. You can do shoulder press. I see. – You can do swings. Like that. – Okay. You can do squats. Like this. You can hold it here
and do lots of squats. Up and down. – Okay. So Ms. Archana wants to ask along with which
of these exercises we can eat ‘Chole Bhature’. I see. No.. Actually,
I have a good one for that. There is a ball
called bosu ball. Yes, bosu ball.
I have heard about this as well. Yes.. – I thought
they spelled it incorrectly. I thought it was baseball.
– No.. Bosu ball. – Bosu ball.
– There is a bosu ball. It’s like this. So sit on it. And you can have
‘Chole’ comfortably. She explained it so lovingly. The way you said, it seems if we eat ‘Chole Bhature’
like this we won’t gain weight.
– No.. Don’t worry.. Have it. Don’t worry. Wow. She has rosy skin tone. We are also there. We are also there. So far you have been talking
to Akshay and me. What happened now? No, actually..
– He can’t see you two anymore. Right. – Absolutely.
– No.. My.. Genuine.. I.. Being a journalist.. Am I a journalist?
– Journalist? Look what happened as soon
as the girl arrived. No.. – Being a flirt.
Yes, continue. Being a fan.. – Flirt! I’ve a question for Mr. Akshay.
As all of you know that Mr. Akshay and Katrina
did a movie together in 2006 ‘Humko Deewana Kar Gaye’. Okay? In 2007, ‘Namaste London’. In 2008, ‘Welcome’. In 2009, ‘Singh Is King’. Yes. – In 2010, ‘De Dana Dan’. After that, why did it take
you 10 years to work together? Okay.. – Tell him. I thought I asked
something wrong. – No.. She will answer your question. Why did it take you 10 years?
– Why did you take 10 years to work with me? Akshay was very busy. He works in around
five movies in a year. So don’t we have heroines
in those movies? Was I alone in them? I work alone he says..
– No. Actually, I mean.. Even I was very busy. So were you not shooting? Oh! Say anything.
We enjoy listening to you. Say something. Did you not see me for 10 years? Not 10 years..
– Five years. 2010.. And now it’s 2020..
– 2020. 2020. – Ten years. Oh. Okay, let’s.. – She is here.
– …move forward. But.. See I understand.
– No, absolutely. – It’s.. It’s a good point. Genuinely Akshay was very busy. He was very busy. I was..
– Did you not work in movies for 10 years?
– I don’t know. I had sent two movie offers.
– I see. Fine, you’ve come
together after 10 years. At last they are
working together and will continue in future. People like me can’t hope
to work with you in a movie for the next 100 years. Mr. Kapil. – Yes.
– Seriously.. You know one thing I always
say about Akshay whenever now that we have not been together after working
for some time is that he gave me so much
confidence in the beginning. And you know..
When your co-actor looks at you
and says you can do it. You know,
there is no doubt. And I still feel I’ve done some of my most
special work with Akshay. Wow! – The best
film I’ll tell you till today is ‘Namastey London’.
– Yes. Even the best song.
– Yes. Yes. Katrina, a lot of heroines
come to our sets. Sonakshi Sinha
had tied a Rakhi to me. I don’t mind.
I mean, you can’t help it. I try my best to
not get into all these. But we’ve heard a news that when the song ‘Sheila Ki Jawani’
was shot. – Yes. We heard you
had told Mr. Akshay that you wanted
to tie a Rakhi to him. Were you not
aware of what Rakhi means or were you not aware
how innocent Mr. Akshay was? Let me
explain to you why. Was this the reason
it took 10 years. – This.. Just a second. Off course
I understand what Rakhi means. But the actually
meaning of Raksha Bandhan is that your brother
always safe guards you. Yes.
– Right? On the other hand
Akshay was such a good friend True. – He really does protects
me and takes care of me. You could’ve tied
him a friendship band instead of a Rakhi. No! But Katrina is so sweet, right?
– Yes. I can’t speak
more English than this. But I have so much to tell you. Mr. Akshay,
I wanted to know something you’re always accompanied
by your friends on the shoot. But I don’t see..
Well, I see one of them there. How are you, sir?
– Everyone is here. Everytime I come on your show there are at least 15 seats
which are reserved in my name. That is true. I have an amazing
friend of mine Naresh. Where is he?
– He is from Hong Kong. Hello, sir. Behind him there is Sameer. How are you, Mr. Sameer? You’re most welcome. Mr. Naresh, is this your
first time on our sets? Okay.
Can someone give him a mic. Let’s talk to him. Sir, all
your friends look angry. Am I right? Mr. Akshay’s
friends are just like him. Everyone looks angry.
– Hi, Kapil. Hi.
– Hi, Akshay. Hi, everyone. Hi.
– Hi. Oh, looks like I picked a friend
who speak only in English. No. Hi..
– I’m from Mumbai. Are you from Mumbai?
– Yes. I stay in Goregaon.
I can speak in Hindi. Mr. Naresh,
where do you stay? I’m staying in Mumbai
at the present. – Okay. Normally, I stay in Hong Kong. And where do
you stay generally? Goregaon.
– Okay. Hong Kong.. – With the
Corona virus these days I’m afraid to stay
in Kong Kong and China. Yes, you’re right. Did you see
how honest he is? That is a fact. You love Hong Kong,
don’t you? You can always come here
when you’re in trouble. I wish this disease
to be eradicated very soon. Sir,
what do you do in Hong Kong? I do same thing as Indian.
I mean, trading and business. It felt good talking to you.
– Thank you. Are you here alone? I’m here with my wife..
– You’re most welcome. Please be seated.
– Thank you. – Thank you, sir. Let me give you
an entertaining task. There are lot of thing which
we can’t do and only think of. We can always wish
to be the Prime Minister. Like the entries in Mr. Rohit’s
movies are mind-blowing of his heroes. I want to know that if you get
a chance like this in the future that you can be the
movies and be an actor. So, how do you
think your entry should be. You can share
your thoughts. Yes, sir. Hello, Mr. Kapil.
Hello, Mr. Rohit. Hello, Ms. Katrina. Hello, Mr. Akshay..
– Take a breath! Go ahead. There are a lot of legendary
people sitting here. Your question was how should
my entry be in the Bollywood. I think my entry
should be on an elephant. I want my entry
to be on two elephants. On an elephant?
– Yes. What if the elephant
stamps you? Why do you
have such a thought? Because I think
if I enter as a hero my entry would
be great on an elephant. That didn’t make any sense
but still.. What do you do?
You didn’t tell us your name. My name is
Veral Sukharamwala. I belong to Surat, Gujarat. Veral..
– Veral Sukharamwala. Sukharamwala.
– Yes. Are you happy in your life Yes, sir.
I’m very happy. Just because
you I’m happy. I love you, brother. What do you do in Gujarat? I’m pursuing my degree
and doing a part time job. What will you do
after half an hour? So, do you really
wish to be a hero? Yes, sir.
– Really? Sir, can you
put him in the prison? Thank you so much, Veral.
Thank you so much for coming. Does any else want to share
their thoughts? Yes, ma’am. Hello.
– Hello. Hello, everyone.
– Hi. My name is Saritha Nair
and I’m from Mumbai.. Welcome, Ms. Saritha. Do you belong
to a police family. – No. Okay, now tell
me where are you from? Mumbai. No.. A police family
is like my family. Even I belong
to a police family. That’s what I meant.
– That was a good cover up. Saritha, are you here alone? Yes, I’m here alone. Are you married?
– No. I’m single.
– Wow, Saritha. Yes, Saritha.
– My Bollywood fantasy is I want my entry
to be like a business woman in the Bollywood. My entry will like that
but before that I must say that in my movie, I’ll surely have
at least 6 heroes in my movie. Ma’am, are you planning
for a movie or a civilization? Sir, the multi characters
will the make movie.. No,
that’s a very good thought. You just want to kill
the producer and nothing else. Let me tell you about my entry.
– Yes. My entry will be in a car. Hold your hand.
Your hand is shaking. Yes, Sarita.
– So, Raajkumar Rao will open
the car door. – Okay. Then, I.. – Opening
the door, with him in mind Why did you
get this idea? Let her finish. Okay.
– After that Vicky Kaushal
will open the office door. So, then my dress
will be shown from the back and after that, Varun Dhawan
will be waiting with a file and when I take the file,
they will show my hand. And after that, Aayushman
will be waiting in the cabin for my orders. So, I will order
him to get me a coffee. After that.. Then, David Dhawan will say
‘Get out of my office’. No..
The office will still be mine. Okay. So, it
is your office. And lastly, as soon as
Aayushman will go from my cabin I will slip and then
someone will come to grab me and that will
be Mr. Akshay. He will hold me. After that, my face
will be revealed. – Okay. Then, our story will start..
story of Akshay and Sarita And Akshay
will be my hero. You have thought
it out well. – Thank you, Sir. It costs you nothing
to think. Keep thinking. Thank you, Sarita.
– Thank you, Sir. Anyone else who wants
to share their thought. Yes, Sir. Hi, Kapil Sir.
– Hello. Hi, Akshay Sir.
I am Manoj Kumar. I am from Rajasthan. So, you are
from Rajasthan. – Yes. I welcome you.
– Thank you, Sir. If I get an
entry as a hero this time,
I would like.. This time? What
was your earlier movie? Until now, a hero’s
entry is on the ground like a car or bike
or from an airplane or helo. I would like the entry
to be from a submarine. Submarine? The submarine should
come out of the water and the hero
should come out and he should be shifted
to the city with a ‘helo’ With a ‘helo’?
– With a ‘helo’? ‘Helo’?
– ‘Helo’? He should be hanging
from the ‘helo’ with one hand What is a ‘helo’?
– It’s ‘Heli’, helicopter. It isn’t ‘helo’
but ‘heli’ – Okay. Okay, that’s fine. The short form
of helicopter is ‘heli’. People who own
3-4 helicopters say so. When he said ‘helo’, I had
heard it for the first time. What is the next
scene after helicopter? – Then? We will shift to the
city in the helicopter. The entry is a good one. Let me tell you that
it is a different thinking. No one made an
entry in a submarine. Yes.
– Yes. Very different. Very good.
– Thank you. By the way, how did
you get the submarine idea? I work in Indian Navy. Is it?
– That’s it. – That’s why. I felt very happy
to meet you. – Thank you. Are you here
on a holiday? It is my day off today. So, are you
posted in Mumbai? – Yes, Sir. Are you here
with your family? No.
I am here alone. Thank you for
joining our show. Thank you, Sir. Anyone else?
Yes, Sir. Are you yet
to make an entry? Greetings, Sir. I am Amit Bhatia
from Dehradun. From Dehradun?
Welcome Sir. So,
my entry will be If I make
an entry as a hero then I will come
seated on a lion. On a lion.
– On a lion. Tiger.. You want to make
an entry on a tiger. – Yes. I can’t say about the entry
but something bad should happen then you can guess
where your exit will be. But it should
be a different entry. A good idea
for Mr. Rohit. – Okay. So, where is hero going
seated on the tiger? He will be entering the spot
where the shooting is happening. He will go to the heroine. So, the hero will
get down from the tiger then, the scene with
the heroine will start. The tiger will bring
him but will it let him go? The tiger will not
bring him but will do this. But we are getting
wonderful ideas. By the way,
what do you do in Dehradun? I have my own
real estate business. Okay, Sir. Get a bungalow
made for me. Our director, Mr. Bharat,
is also from Dehradun. I am also from Dehradun. Mr. Bharat is my friend. Is he your friend? We were classmates
in school. Forget him.
He isn’t a good guy. It is because of
him that we are here. It was nice meeting you. Are you here alone? My wife is here with me. Greetings. I welcome
you. Thank you, Sir. Thank you, Sir. Give the mike
to that gentleman. The one with both his
knee coming out of the jeans. Hello,
I am Manish. – Okay. I am a huge fan
of Mr. Akshay Kumar. I guessed that he
would wear something pink. That’s why I thought
of wearing something pink. That’s what I presumed
and it has come true. So, I felt very happy. I too had guessed that
Katrina will come in pink. If you ever get an entry,
how will you enter? Sir,
I will come on a tractor. I will be seated
on the tractor’s bonnet. Will you sit
on the bonnet? – Yes. Your background
will get roasted. You know
how hot they get? – Yes. Sir, it’s a movie
and anything can happen. – Okay. I will be steering by one hand
and sugarcane in other hand. And I will make a grand
entry on the tractor. What about the other people who
will be there on the location? It was a good idea.
Thank you. Thank you, Sir. I know a policeman.
– Okay. I would like to invite him
with your permission. Sir, please.. Manoj! So.. I think all the police budget
is spent on him. Let me tell you something. This man.. Please tell everyone. I have been doing body building
for last ten years. This year, 4-5 days ago I was awarded a bronze medal in a national competition
by Mumbai Police. Wonderful! – Wow!
– Congratulations. Before that I was the bodyguard
of Mr. Akshay for last three years.
– Wow! I have learnt so much
from Mr. Akshay. Whatever I have achieved
till now it’s all because I follow him. Woah! I was.. I asked Manoj,
can he show his body. – Sure. He said, I can show anytime.
I mean.. He’s always ready.
– Wow! Just look at his body.
– Woah! My God!
– Come on. Take your shirt off, Kapil. Sure, do it.
Music please. Play the music. Mumbai Police! Mumbai Police! Wow! Kapil, come on.
You also. Let’s do arm wrestling
between them. Now.. Now Manoj and Kapil will take part in a competition. What competition?
We are brothers. Arm wrestling. I just want to declare that I lost. Why are you doing this?
– It will be fun. Where do you get these ideas? It’s just arm wrestling.
– Listen.. What’s the big deal
about it? I have to shoot
for next episode. – What? He will break my arm
if I compete with him. So what do you want to play
with him? I would like to show
my respect towards him. Kapil!
Mr. Kapil.. Do you want me to go first?
– Please go ahead. Will you be next?
– I am sure you will win. Promise me, you will be next. Why are you doing this
to me, Katrina? This is how you look
if you wake up at 4:00 a.m. What if you wake up at 5:15 a.m? Try as hard as you can.
– That’s not the thing. Manoj, tell them
about your duty hours. I have a duty of 24 hours.
– That’s how he transformed. When I am on duty..
– Don’t expose everything. Sorry?
– That’s a secret. No issues.
I am a policeman. I am not afraid of anybody. Very good. Mr. Kapil, you also don’t need
to be scared. Mumbai police is always
at service. Love you, sir!
Thank you. You have such a wide chest. You can paste
company leaflets there. You can also earn through that. It was a pleasure
to meet you, Mr. Manoj. Thank you for coming.
– Thank you.. Okay.
Here’s your shirt. Thank you, Manoj.
Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Manoj. Katrina, you liked his body
so much, right? Stop the song.
I won’t die for her. Stop it. I can give you an advice.
– Sure. Don’t try to snatch
anybody’s purse here because all are police. Hi.. Hi.. Hi.. How.. How!
– How? How are you?
– I am fine. Why did you start in English
if you don’t know the language? Do you know it? So stop judging me. Hi..
All stars are here. I am confused
whom to start with. Ladies first, right, Kapil?
– Yes. How are you, Mr. Rohit?
– I am fine.. You said ladies first, right? No.. Do I look like a..
– I said ladies first. I am a lady.
So I am the one who decides whom to talk first. We have these kind of logics
in Nala Sopara. – Okay. We really enjoy your movies. I really enjoy them.
I have seen ‘Singham’ ‘Singham Returns’. Then ‘Simmba’
and now ‘Sooryavanshi’. Give a big round of applause
for all his movies. You make movies on policemen. Policemen are the central
characters. – Yes. There is a commissioner hidden
inside you. Yes.. You have started
talking rubbish now. I am not talking rubbish, Kappu.
You don’t know. – What? You don’t need to take
an appointment to meet him. What?
– You need to file an FIR. I swear! Dial 100.
Mr. Rohit picks up the phone not the police. He asks whom he should send ‘Simmba’, ‘Singham’
or ‘Sooryavanshi’? He asks like this. But.. I am speaking the truth.
He is the first person in the world who is
making money from the police. Give him a big round
of applause. I.. I like your working style.
Very good. He has a package
for the entire year. – I see. He works on ‘Golmaal’
series for 3 months. – I see. And he works on action films
for 3 months. I see. Rest of the year?
– Rest of the year? He loots a channel like us. You must be enjoying a lot.
Everyone performs stunts there. And you get money. I like very much. It’s good for that channel.
They are very smart. Really? – They take
our family members in their show make them fight with each
other and earn money. Take money from them.
Charge them heavily. And sir, you are
very handsome. Very good.
Very nice personality. Your direction is good too.
– Yes. I have been flattering you
since the last ten years. And I got only one movie. Hey.. What are you doing? Why, sir?
Only one movie? Didn’t I flatter you enough? No, I am serious.
This is the age of short films. Yes.
– Make short films with me. Duration 3 hours.
– I have already made. That trailer is my short film.
The duration is 4 minutes. No, you will make a short film
with me, duration 3 hours. You will be benefited too.
– How? I will play the role
of an inspector. – Okay. At the end.. Like, Mr. Ajay and the other
guy entered in this movie.. You take Govinda
who will enter on a bike. Really?
– Yes, after all, he is family. Please, sir. What if he says that he will
be on screen for 3 hours and you will enter at the end?
– Yes, it’s possible. – Yes. After all, he is a family.
You are right. Will you talk
to only Mr. Rohit today? Yes, I will talk to only him.
Gafur told me. – What? Maintain cordial relationship
with Shettys if you want to
survive in Mumbai. Yes. I..
I am speaking the truth. I have maintained
cordial relationship with Sunil Shetty
and Shilpa Shetty too. I see.
– How come? I have made TikTok
videos with them. But I haven’t uploaded
on internet yet. Why?
– Because my video was better. And their videos were so-so. So-so. Anyway, I am feeling so good.
It’s like a ‘Veja bu’. What? ‘Veja bu’..
– It’s ‘Deja vu’. It’s ‘Deja vu’.
– Yes, the same thing. I am remembering the past.
You used to be the judge. Yes, both of us.
– Both of you were the judges. Kapil and I used to perform.
– Yes. It was so much fun.
So many years have passed. You have become such
a renowned director. We have become
renowned performers. Correct.
– She is still the judge. You haven’t heard
the main part. The moral of the story is.. We are still working hard
to earn money. And she is still earning money
doing nothing. Hi, Mr. Akshay. How are you?
– Go ahead.. Sir, you.. No, I don’t say much. Please give him a big round
of applause for ‘Good Newwz’. He has made a brilliant movie. Mr. Akshay, my sources
have told me that..
Why are you laughing. Yes. You are going
to Set Max for promotion. Why?
– He will go for film promotion. Sir, don’t go there. They will invite you.
But don’t go there. Why? – Do you know the problem?
– What’s the problem? They have been feeding
Mr. Amitabh Kheer laced with poison
in ‘Sooryavansham’ since the last 25 years. God knows what they will
feed our Sooryavanshi. No need to go there. Sir, this is your bill. Bill? Transfer Rs. One crore
to my account. What bill? It’s the ear ring bill
that I had bought for my wife. Yes, remember
I gave an onion ear ring. to Ms. Kareena last time.
– Oh, onion ear ring. Mr. Akshay
gave it to his wife. The price of it
is Rs. One crore. – Oh.. You’re charging Rs. One crore
for an onion ear ring? Ms. Twinkle Khanna
is wearing it, hence it’s obvious that I’ll
ask for Rs. One crore. If he had to spend Rs.
One crore then, why would he gift
his wife onion ear rings? Now, you take care of him.
He said it, I didn’t say it. Hi, how are you? Very nice..
I’m a fan of yours. I watch your movies. I like your song
‘Afghan Jalebi’. It’s very nice. Then, there was another song
which was there in the movie ‘Bharat’ called ‘Chashni.’ That was very nice. I wanted to ask
whether the lyrics your songs are written by lyricist
or by confectioner? Kapil, come here.
– What? Look, I went inside
Ms. Archana’s vanity van. I found a book. I don’t know
what is inside the book. Look what’s written. What?
What’s written? ‘Siddhu, never come here.’ There are many things
written in the book. Look what’s written.. ‘This year’s first movie
promotion of Akshay Kumar’ ‘Will help me
clear my house EMI’ ‘I’ll be able to clear
Mr. Gupta’s loan’ ‘after the second
movie promotion.’ ‘After the third
movie promotion’ ‘I’ll clear the bar owners credit.’ Aren’t you ashamed of
reading other people’s diary? Okay, sorry! Sir, I own a parlour. Okay. We offer different
types of massage. It’s famous.
– Yes. For you,
we have simba massage. In that we
apply oil on the customer. Then I call
the customer’s home. While I’m calling.
My phone broke down. Then,
I asked him in Bhojpuri. I have a mobile phone. You have simba?
– Simba? That’s how it works. If says simba
then we do his massage or else, we ask him to leave. There is another massage
called Shetty massage. Okay, what’s in this? There is a person
named Rohit Shetty I’m sure you know him.
– Yes. We apply oil on him
and then massage him. Again we do that.. How long are you
going to massage him? Until he doesn’t
give me a role in a movie. At least now, give me a role. I’m exhausted
after talking so much. Anyways,
you guys have made such a beautiful movie
called ‘Jaandar’. Akshay sir is
the martial arts expert. You also like action,
Katrina ma’am also likes action. So, let’s play
a dangerous game, sir. What?
– I want to play, sir. Fly Sparrow. ‘Fly Sparrow..’
– ‘Fly Sparrow..’ We’ll play it once, sir. All right?
Come.. Ma’am, we’ll play
one game. Okay? Sparrow fly. Myna fly. Parrot fly. Bull fly.. She is the bull. She.. – What are you
looking at? – Are you flying a bull? Yes..
So what? He makes so many cars fly but you’re not telling
him anything. And you have issue
with me flying a bull? Sir, is only
making cars fly. But she made
a minister go from here. I’m angry!
Kapil, I’m leaving! Sir, I’m leaving.
Sir, your movie actor.. What’s his name?
Shreyas Talpade. I have his dish. It’s got little fried. So, before he dies,
I’ll give him and come. All right? Bye. Let’s have a huge round
of applause for Mr. Akshay Kumar Ms. Katrina Kaif
and Mr. Rohit Shetty. Sir, you all have come here. And it’s lots of fun
conversing with you all. I’ll get to the point, sir.
We are greedy.. We want to shoot one more
episode with you guys. Will you all stay back? Let’s be clear..
– No, I have to go to Jaisalmer For my next
film’s shooting. I have to come back
over here again, too. Okay, can you stay back
for one more episode? Let’s have a huge
round of applause. I would like to tell
the audience that Mr. Akshay Kumar,
Mr. Rohit Shetty, Ms. Katrina Kaif we will be on the show
with us tomorrow too. One more person
will be joining them. He is a renowned person. He is this movie’s producer.
Mr. Karan Johar. Let’s have a huge round
of applause for him. Till then, keep smiling. Maintain cleanliness
around you and keep watching ‘The Kapil Sharma Show.’